Thanks.

Patient: There’s nothing I want to do, there’s nothing I want to be. I’m just depressed all the time.

Shrink: (nods) So how are you spending your time?

Patient: A drive around a lot. Sometimes I don’t even have anywhere to go, I just drive and drive. Then I’ll realize I’m like in a totally different town and I have to drive all the way back.

Shrink: (serious and slowly) Well, I don’t think you’re having a psychotic episode.

Patient: Thanks.